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Polar Plunge 2015, Duluth, MN
Polar Plunge in Duluth, MN (February 2015)

This is a work in progress, I published it in order to make me finish it.

Who am I?

Where am I?

What do I do? When did you start doing what you do? How do I do what I claim to do?

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Check out my Magic: The Gathering project or video game project. I'm also working on a fitness tracking application called Dexstr.

How This Got Started

I saw this...

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Random Facts About Me

  1. I was born in Minnesota in 1985.
  2. I fell off a 2 inch balance beam and broke my arm when I was really young (4 or 5?). As a result, I quit gymnastics. I wish I never did.
  3. I'm pretty sure that I saved a young boy from drowning in a crowded pool when I was 11. No one noticed that he was drowning or that I saved him. The only thing his sister said when she found him was, "Oh, there you are."
  4. I quit playing hockey because I was extremely undersized when checking started; the summer after I quit, I grew about 6" and put on 30 pounds. Again, I wish I never quit.
  5. I had my gallbladder removed when I was 12.
  6. In 5th grade, my teacher showed the class a website that he wrote. I thought I could do it too, so I did.
  7. I swam in high school, primarily butterfly. My 200 IM split times were around 25 seconds, 30 seconds, 1 minute 30 seconds, 25 seconds.
  8. The coach of my high school's wrestling team tried to recruit me my sophomore year. I smiled and told him I was a swimmer.
  9. I tore my meniscus doing the breaststroke. It ended my swimming career.
  10. I almost intentionally hit a canoe when I was wake boarding. It got my brother a date.
  11. I was voted most likely to succeed my senior year. I dropped out of college. Twice.
  12. I enrolled at four different colleges. I feel that the first one screwed me over.
  13. I payed for my junior year of college by playing blackjack on the weekends.
  14. I have little respect for higher education. I think it takes advantage of people at one of the most vulnerable times of a person's life.
  15. One of my junior high teachers got me my first corporate job.
  16. I want to retire to a resort on a lake or the ocean. Or to a vineyard.
  17. I more than likely have ADHD. I won't get it diagnosed because I don't think it's a problem.
  18. I've held my breath for 3 minutes and 44 seconds. I stopped because the song I used to time myself finished.
  19. I enjoy the occasional romantic comedy.
  20. stopped eating deep fried food.
  21. I never acquired a taste for alcohol.
  22. I never tried drugs because I didn't want to become a dealer.
  23. I hold myself to horribly high expectations.
  24. I have an irrational fear of settling.
  25. I'm in relatively good shape. According to BMI, I'm borderline obese.
  26. My favorite season is summer. My favorite holiday is the 4th of July.
  27. I hate politics. Seriously. The last time I voted was in 2008.
  28. I have an addictive personality. It often results in burnout.
  29. I have a really good memory. It has caused me to lie so I don't come across as a creeper.
  30. I listen to just about all types of music, but my preferred genres are dance, pop, and rap. My music tastes likely mimic a thirteen year old girl.
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